Orange soda

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

He’ll grab your waist and whisper in your ear but six months later you’ll find yourself drunk texting him that you miss him and he won’t respond.
(via dylinquent)

Whisper in my ass

yung-medusa:

// ソフトゲットー soft ghetto //

I’m surprised no one edited this so he had two dicks in his mouth.

yung-medusa:

// ソフトゲットー soft ghetto //

I’m surprised no one edited this so he had two dicks in his mouth.

ultrafacts:

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That’s some scarey shit

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That’s some scarey shit

megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

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comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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meladoodle:

my friend just told me that he was throwing up in the bathroom one time and his dad thought he was just screaming ‘RUTH’ into the toilet so he asked who ruth was and i’m still laughing so hard