Orange soda
didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

didyoumissme-221b:

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

There are two kinds of people

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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golddiggerr:

$$$$

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

ai-yo:

they saved her life

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
Reality sinks in and you realize he’s shit on the bottom of your shoe. Scrape that shit off.

I wrote this in an email to my son’s father when I was drunk. Reading it sober in udder embarrassment I realize how dangerous alcohol is. All jokes aside I now realize I was just way too real for that piece of shit. When you’re gone is when they miss that crazy 3 am shit. I want other women and men too to know you aren’t alone. We all get alittle too much heart and courage and say things that are sometimes just not comprehensible to the ones we think we should be with.

Think I’m having a diva moment….

 

”ii wish i had the knowledge to know its never  gonna change and youll probably wife up the girl with a big ass next after me but i guess i have too much heart for this situation. maybe just run away from me and i can force myself not to like u anymore. its pretty awful to care. wish u never left philly sometimes feel like a piece of me is missing and i cant even tell anyone who i like. really sucks. why i gotta be the dumb white bitch that deals with u not loving me or giving me child support and giving u free nookie for nothing. youre just lucky i happen to feel like shit when i met you and wanted someone to love me. still hasn’t worked though, whatb the fuck. i never get a real response so its like im writing in my diary maybe i just gave up trying to impress u just dont care  anymore its really how i feel about u. wish ur mind process was more like mine we’d be perfect together otherwise im just the rebound chick from the yoga bitch uhhhhhhhhhh hate life situations sometimes love is so unkind to me”

assleighhh:

So did anyone hear about the officer who placed a woman under arrest for breastfeeding in NYC? She went to get on her bus, he pulled her back by the collar of her shirt, and as a result she dropped her 3 month old baby. He still placed her under arrest while her baby was lying on the concrete with a cracked skull. Her daughter died at the hospital while she was at the police station. He’s on PAID leave.

jesus christ the world can be a really evil place. I know two wrongs dont always make a right but in this case someone needs to drop his ass on the concrete and crack his skull with a chunk of metal.