Hey! Did you know:

• sex is okay
• so is masturbation
• watching porn won’t make you impure
• one night stands are okay too
• having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
• even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
• sex with the same gender is alright
• not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
• your body your choice no matter your gender
• shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

Hey! Did you know:

• sex is okay
• so is masturbation
• watching porn won’t make you impure
• one night stands are okay too
• having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
• even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
• sex with the same gender is alright
• not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
• your body your choice no matter your gender
• shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

papermochi:

My talents include looking angry, even though I’m not angry.

imcalvinhughe:

zumainthyfuture:

thespacebetween100:

wheregoodthingsgo:

Mac & Cheese Porn

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

not okay

stayyyyoungg:

has anyone ever realized that drinking water is like taking a shower on the inside of your body.

ive spent way to much time on tumblr today.

lonelywhiteasian:

why reach for the stars when you can reach for my dick

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth